Long-lasting flavor!

So I go to Wendy's on the way home and say, "Can I get a #2 w/ cheese, mayo and lettuce. Go large with a Dr. Pepper?"

First window, I pay. Second window, I get my prize. While I pull out, I get the straw from the bag and make ready to take a sip once I stop at the next light. Everything is fine until I take a drink.

DADGUMMIT!! Arse water! Diet coke. It says right there on my reciept after I check it. Good thing the window was up or the people stopped next to me would have heard the dry heaves.

So what's so bad about Diet Crap? I decide that I'm not gonna take it. I stop at Walgreens, get a Dr. Pepper, drive home, climb my stairs, unlock my door and set the bag on the table. Well, guess what?

I can still taste the 'arse water' from that one stinking sip of Diet Doo Doo! How can you people drink that stuff?

-Gary

How did I score?

I made a 44 on that test. Supposedly that's the average. We'll test again after the program to see how well the school did to improve our knowledge on that Bible. Personally, I don't think I'd like to explain to the Lord how I scored an F on a test about the Bible.