Politics - What happened to all the smart people in the world. We have genius people running major corporations, military branches, and think-tankers out there. Why is it so hard to get someone of that caliber to run for office?
Religion - I've never seen a world of so many people ready to call 'Christians' freaks and hypocrites with absolutely zero knowledge of what Christianity is or what the Bible contains. Know what? I like the Bible and agree with it. I wish I could be a better follower of the rules, yet I still get a little happy seeing boobies on TV. That's how it works, people. Everyone is low-down, no good and deserves hell. The difference is 'I'm forgiven'. You can keep calling me a hypocrite, because chances are I won't stop calling you an idiot.
Homosexuality - It's not natural, but neither are Hostess pies, McNuggets, Spice Girls, blatant profanity, road rage, Pam Anderson's jugs, Howard Stern's success, divorce, karaoke, illegal MP3 downloads or eating that crap on 'Fear Factor'. You won't catch me being gay, but I know a few people who are. They're good people. Some are friends. But know what? You probably enjoyed something else in the rest of the list I mentioned above. I know I have. Be tolerant!
Owning cats - What's the point?
Owning dogs - If anyone ever needs a lesson in 'unconditional love', the dog should be the example. Dogs rock! ...plus, they eat cats. That's bonus.
Models dating ugly rockers - I have NO idea what's going on there. They don't need the press or the money. Someone explain that one to me.
Racism - I can't wait for a Black President. Maybe all those hillbilly pig kissers in the KKK will leave this fine country in boats and drown when they realize you can't get to France in an aluminum bass boat running on moonshine.
Noisy babies in restaurants - Let them wail. It's a public restaurant, and I guarantee the parents needed the break from cooking.
Noisy babies in movie theaters - It should be legal to shoot the parents that brought them.
Modern day cartoons - I have no opinion on things I don't understand. Now, a coyote ordering death machines from ACME? ..That stuff made sense. What the hell is a Yu-Gi-Oh?
Breast feeding in public - Do that crap behind closed doors. Yes, it IS natural, but so is pissing, and the judge didn't seem to have a sense of humor about me doing that on the bench in the mall, did he?
I'm gonna stop writing now. I've got to go vote for gay priests breast feeding ugly rocker babies in a movie theater watching Static Shock on Saturday morning.
...I'm for it!
-Gary
