Friday, July 22, 2005

The Lottery - A Tax for People Who are Bad at Math

Stupid crap. I figured by the law of averages, it was only a matter of time before I got the Bonus Ball, then I would possibly get 2-3 of the other numbers and win a few bucks. Well I got the Bonus Ball Wednesday, but of my other numbers I didn't get 'squat'. So doing my calculations, I won exactly zero dollars.

Lottery Sucks

My numbers were 02 18 20 25 34 BB 02

I've earned my next beer.

-Gary

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Lotteries... We just had the biggest win in Euro history... 116 MILLION Euros! Some Irish broad is living it up near Limerick... Probably never had more that 5 G in the bank, she's now as rich as the Queen...