With your broken mirror
..and dented side
Hot chicks drive by
I want to hide
Which reminds me..
Seen my pride?
Sure you won't get stolen
I need not buy an alarm with a 'siren'
But if I want Air conditioning
I have to hit you with a 6 iron (not kidding)
The window tinting is old
It's hard to see outside
I almost hit that lady
Boy, her eyes got wide
The steering is shot
The fanbelts make noise
I should give this car back to my niece
To help keep away boys
Why do I need this heap?
It's dog crap in a pile
If that darn truck of mine
Didn't drink a gallon per mile
So, I'll swallow my pride
And live with the car
It's an econimical ride
Let's hope it goes far
So I treat it real good
Hoping to find it a date
There's a bmw at work
I think would make a good mate
I take care of my ride
I can't be a jerk
So I park him near her
As I go to work
So my message for you people
In nice cars that I see
Your car doesn't love you
As much as my car loves me...
So stick it!
-Gary
2 comments:
That was beautiful Gary!
I have an old acura I love too. All 250,000 miles of her.
I have a tear in my eye right now! Monie :)
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